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You will be blessed if you ever have a chance to listen to one of them live or even on a video conference.And if you hate those ties, those people will still be your family because whatever you hate will always be with you.” ― C. tags: anger, battles, betrayal, consequences, divorce, fights, hurt, judgement, justice, letting-go, love, low-self-esteem, moving-on, pain, relationships, revenge, self-worth, seperation, vindication “The only thing more unthinkable than leaving was staying; the only thing more impossible than staying was leaving. I just wanted to slip quietly out the back door, without causing any fuss or consequences, and then not stop running until I reached Greenland.” ― Elizabeth Gilbert, tags: acceptance, beginnings, boundaries, break-ups, breaking-up, challenges, change, confidence, dignity, divorce, empowerment, inspiration, letting-go, life, marriage, moving-on, pride, relationships, self-esteem, self-respect, self-worth, trials, women “You asked why I couldn't forgive you," Nick said, very quietly, and I jumped a little. One of us had loved the other more perfectly, had watched the other more closely, and one of us listened and the other hadn't, and one of us held on to the ambition of the one idea far longer than was reasonable, whereas the other, passing a garbage can one night, had casually thrown it away.” ― Nicole Krauss tags: abstinence, affair, apart, breakdown, breakup, celibacy, celibate, chaste, cheating, courage, divorce, end, enstrangement, falling-in-love, falling-in-love-with-a-beast, final-decision, key, lock-up, love-affair, mercilless, michael-bassey-johnson, padlock, parting, sea, single “Why don’t you just pretend that the asshole dropped dead? Put a couple of candles in front of his picture, say a few Hail Marys, and get it over with.” ― Isabel Lopez, “I remember one desolate Sunday night, wondering: Is this how I´m going to spend the rest of my life?"It was because you were the love of my life, Harper. That's hard to let go.” ― Kristan Higgins, “The remedy for most marital stress is not in divorce. Marrid to someone who is perpetually distracted and somewhat wistful, as though a marvelous party is going on in the next room, which but for me he could be attending?Some are funny and some are serious, but they all are worth singing. The lyrics to this one are super easy and fun to sing. By the time you are on the last verse, you are yelling at the top of your lungs. The lyrics are: “you can’t ride in my little red wagon. Many times you won’t forget them after you learn them. How the idea of separating will feel in five years, in ten - in fifteen.